Tuesday, August 30, 2011

The Mahan Things I have done

The Ladies and Zentlemen,

I want you to read the last line very carefully, varna mera mara hua muh dekhoge(literally).
This is a post , at the end of which you will probably cry or bless me from the core of your very heart.
Yes Of course, is story ki heroine main hu (na :D).Beware, this is the vain-est post you will see from me(I know you might be thinking.. huh! to ye to har post me hi karti hai), but still since I feel very good this morning, here I am on a very self-congratulatory note rather than a self-deprecatory note (which for some reasons is the more applauded one hmph!)

Anyway, here goes a list of the mahan things yours truly has done (they include standing up against injustice,corruption,helping people,being dayavaan and the works) :-

1.A strong believer in equality, and latho ke boot baaton se nai mante.. I promptly threw my pencil-box at my teacher.
She had given my class II ka paper to solve when I was in class I.

2. Once my friend Rupangi fell in a shitload of cow dung and started crying.I thought she was overdoing it, isliye main bhi usi me kood gayi. :P Also she stopped crying and started laughing.

3.My rule of life :- "Call friends when you want to .. irrespective of the fact whether it was you only who had called them the last 100 times" . agar main ye rule follow nahi karti to shayad aaj mere koi dost bachte hi nai :)

4.I have gifted mera bhai a Sony Camera, haven't yet bought one for me.

5.I once went and donated food and clothes to the beggars, without telling anyone at home about it.My mom still wonders where that potli went.

6.I have almost zero savings.I spend all of it on my family. I hate buying shoes for myself, my mom does that for me :)

7.I never forget people, or what they say to me.I can remember all of the stuff they have said to me.However, their memory isn't as good as mine.

8.I have always been fairly good in studies (Not the topper types but still good).I helped my brother who barely passed in Maths in class 11, he scored 79% in class 12. One of my happiest moments.

9. Also, I know that I'm beautiful and that's why I wear glasses, to give others the benefit of doubt.(What shit! glasses suck!They make my nose look chapta and I have to choose my earrings very carefully huh! My tryst with contact lenses is another story though..)

10.I refused to pay the TT bribe , just because I was traveling alone.I said 'aap asli wala fine lijiye , receipt ke sath'. He vanished.

There are thousands of things which I liked doing and made me feel good.

Now I want you to write something in this reply/comment which made you feel good about yourself. Chahe jo bhi ho, kuch bhi ho.I do not want any answers like "yaar tere jaisa to kuch bhi nai"

Happy Holidays :)

Saturday, August 20, 2011


Ek khayal hai jo jata nahi,
Ek sapna hai jo dikhta nahi,
Boondein hai jo girti nahi,
Khwahish hai jo bujhti nahi,
Purane wo pal jate nahi

---Toh Zinda ho tum--

Saturday, August 13, 2011


You know what happens when you suddenly wake up from a dream .
Its like suddenly you were in a stupor , everything else seemed to be just passing by and you didn't care about what was happening but knew in a mild sort of a way that yes they were related to you.

I think I realised that I died some 2 years back. Like, yes, I did everything that I was supposed to do , and boy did I do it right :D. But it was like a routine, like someone from far-away was telling me what to do and I was doing it.
I think I've forgotten how to cry. Like Joey tells Chandler "that's coz you are dead inside".

Its funny how so many things changed around me.So so so many things... friends have gone away .. new friends have arrived ..
and now I know about all the mobile phone schemes (yes, I had a post-paid connection in college.. hence), I'v had vodka hee hee ... and told my parents about it (they are pretty cool actually), you know blue-lagoon with vodka is yummy :D
I'm trying to grow my hair now (jaldi jaldi) .. Realised somethings like distance always and always brings on silence, that its true that the world is not a small place that you don't just bump into old friends .. but yes there is FaceBook (found a very , very old friend someone whom none of us had seen for 11 bloody years).That yes you can ping people and its not a big deal if they don't reply, that you can watch hindi-dubbed movies and still enjoy with friends :D , that people think that I get angry very easily.. actually I just like to speak out clearly and those are the times when I'm at my coolest best ;)

Also, smileys are cool.I mean there are so many things you can do with a bracket and a semicolon hehe!

is probably for the young .. you either fall or you don't. I am not waiting anymore.

Also, *respect* to Pyar Ka Punchnama ... no I don't think that it shows all girls in bad light.It actually shows how to get out of a sucky relationship. I dedicate the song "Bandh gaya patta" to all IT proffessionals who have to wear the tag on their necks. I'm doing a secret revolution of kinds by refusing to wear it on my neck (and tie it to my purse instead .. or rather make a bracelet of sorts with it).

just happens. My nani is in the ICU ... and I'm quite sure that she will get allright. You know what? Today I went to visit her, and she actually smiled when I said , "dida you get allright then we will eat icecreams :D" (Icecream is one of her favorite things in the world).I remember 2 weeks back , I just went to her with a tub and how gleefully we ate chocolate icecream :))
Also, there was a woman in the bed besides my nani.. and all the while her husband ,a well built Army Officer, was carrying her handbag .. and then when she felt hungry .. so patiently fed her milk with a spoon.And people say girls get senti all the time. Even a stone would if they saw them :)

It was rakhi today... and I tied rakhi to Vaibhav yesterday (seriously mere apne bhai ne bhi mujhe kabhi cold coffee nahi banake dia).and mujhe bohot sare chocolates mile. I know, it sounds so typical na? fir bhi acha lagta hai :)
Maybe some typical things are good.

Ending Note :-
Special Like to all the bloggers who have continued.. and thats because they really like it.
Abhishek Khanna's Furobiker continues to rule with the latest post saying

"Life is Like an Hourglass,
Eventually everything hits the bottom

And All you have to do is wait it out
Until someone comes and turns it around"

Life is also what hits you when you wake up from DayDreaming.